WHO MOVED THE CHEESE?!

A Mysterious Crime Has Been Committed

The Scene of the Crime: A Thermographic Analysis

Sociopathic Tendencies: The Cheese Thief's Motives

THE VARIOUS VACUUMS OF VISION

In this, the latest and greatest of meetings, the void of omniscience support group, we delve deeper into the mystery of the vanishing cheese.

Our experts, the meeting prophets, have been following the evidence and have uncovered several theories: