WHO MOVED THE CHEESE?!

THE VARIOUS VACUUMS OF VISION

In this, the latest and greatest of meetings, the void of omniscience support group, we delve deeper into the mystery of the vanishing cheese.

Our experts, the meeting prophets, have been following the evidence and have uncovered several theories:

• The Great Cheese Heist - A daring heist that has left the world baffled.
• Forensic Analysis of the Scene - A thermographic analysis of the scene of the crime.
• Sociopathic Tendencies: The Cheese Thief's Motives - A study of the sociopathic tendencies of the cheese thief.