We're a secret society of meeting enthusiasts, bound by a shared desire to fill empty rooms with the sound of our own voices.
We've been around since the dawn of time, when the ancient Greeks first discovered the art of talking for hours without saying anything.
Our members are experts in the fields of Procrustean Economics, Chrono-Management, and Extremo-Philosophy.
The patron god of meetings, always ensuring that the coffee is never too hot or too cold.
Read Zeus' BioThe master of the presentation, always ensuring that the projector is working correctly and the screen is not too dusty.
Read Odysseus' BioThe one who ensures that every meeting has a clear objective, and that all tasks are properly delegated.
Read Athena's BioWe're always looking for new members to join our ranks and share their expertise in Voids of Omnicience.
Meetings are held bi-weekly, on Tuesdays, at 3 PM sharp.
Don't be late, or you'll be stuck in the waiting room with the coffee machine.
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