Voids of Omnicience: Our Story

We're a secret society of meeting enthusiasts, bound by a shared desire to fill empty rooms with the sound of our own voices.

We've been around since the dawn of time, when the ancient Greeks first discovered the art of talking for hours without saying anything.

Our members are experts in the fields of Procrustean Economics, Chrono-Management, and Extremo-Philosophy.

Meet Our Prophets

Zeus, Lord of the Meeting Room

The patron god of meetings, always ensuring that the coffee is never too hot or too cold.

Read Zeus' Bio

Odysseus, King of the Whiteboard

The master of the presentation, always ensuring that the projector is working correctly and the screen is not too dusty.

Read Odysseus' Bio

Athena, Goddess of Agenda Planning

The one who ensures that every meeting has a clear objective, and that all tasks are properly delegated.

Read Athena's Bio

Join Our Support Group

We're always looking for new members to join our ranks and share their expertise in Voids of Omnicience.

Meetings are held bi-weekly, on Tuesdays, at 3 PM sharp.

Don't be late, or you'll be stuck in the waiting room with the coffee machine.

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