Welcome, traveler, to the land of Voidus Gastronomy, where the infinite tales of Apollo the Never-Ending Storyteller have been reduced to an endless series of meetings. You're probably wondering why we're having so many meetings, and the answer is simple: we're trying to decide on the color of the tablecloth.
Our team of experts has been tasked with predicting the exact shade of beige that will bring balance to the universe.
Learn MoreAs the meetings drag on, the stakes are raised, and the prophets become more and more... prophetic. But don't worry, we're on the brink of making a decision that will change the course of history. Or will we?
Our team of experts has narrowed down the choices to three options: "Beige-900", "Bleach", and "Taupe-Tanic". Which one will we choose? The fate of the universe hangs in the balance.
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