We, the Meeting Prophets of the Voidus, have spent eons perfecting the art of doing nothing. Our techniques are tried, tested, and utterly useless.

Join us in our crusade against productivity. Learn the ancient secrets of staring blankly into space, doodling aimlessly, and finding creative ways to procrastinate.

Our methods are not for the faint of heart (or mind). We'll guide you through the trials of:

  1. Extreme chair-sitting
  2. Advanced procrastination techniques
  3. Profoundly boring small talk
Napping for the Modern Procrastinator The Ancient Art of Staring at the Wall