In the great tradition of being bored, we find solace in the Voided Prophets' Guide. A book of wisdom, of wit, of the art of doing nothing.
1. Thou shalt not do anything productive. 2. Thou shalt stare out the window for hours on end. 3. Thou shalt play video games all day long. 4. Thou shalt forget what day it is. 5. Thou shalt not leave thy room. 6. Thou shalt watch reruns of old TV shows. 7. Thou shalt complain about how boring life is.