By now, you've probably realized that life is just one long, unending cycle of waiting for things to happen. But fear not, dear reader, for in this chapter, we will explore the ancient art of being bored to its fullest potential.
Meet our expert guides, the Voidus Prophets, who have dedicated their lives to the study of tedium and inactivity. They will walk you through the steps to achieve the perfect state of being bored, a state of mind that will make you question the very fabric of existence.
So, if you're ready to embark on this journey, let's start with the basics:
It's essential to find a spot where you can sit or lie down without being disturbed. A couch, a chair, or even a park bench will do. The key is to find a place where you can relax and let your mind wander.
And now, if you're ready to take it to the next level, let's move on to:
Chapter 2: Finding Meaning in Emptiness Appendix: Appendix of Useless Facts