After years of research, we have discovered the ultimate key to unlocking the secret to being utterly unproductive.
It's not what you know, it's not who you know. It's the fact that you know nothing at all.
Join the Voidus Brotherhood and learn the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. It's a skill that will change your life, or at the very least, make your life slightly less interesting.
Proceed to Step 2: Creating an Excuse for Your Existence
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