Chapter 2: Finding No Thing to Do

Step 2: The Art of Procrastination

As a master of the void, you've mastered the art of doing nothing. But now it's time to take it to the next level. In this chapter, we'll explore the intricacies of finding nothing to do, even when you've already done nothing.

Here are the essential steps to achieve true procrastination mastery:

• Step 1: Close your eyes and pretend you're doing work
• Step 2: Open your eyes and stare out the window
• Step 3: Realize you're not doing work and do something else

For further study, refer to:

• Chapter 3: Advanced Procrastination
• Chapter 4: Procrastination Tactics