Chapter 5: Finding a Way to Make It Last without Losing Your Mind

Meet the Voidus: a place where time is currency, and the value is measured in hours of existential dread.

In this chapter, we'll explore the art of finding ways to extend the void, to make the minutes tick by without succumbing to the crushing ennui that is the human experience.

Chapter 6: The Siren Song of Productivity

A Guide to Making Time Disappear

1. Stare at the wall
2. Count the blades of grass
3. Practice the ancient art of doing nothing
4. Learn to love the sound of your own voice
5. Develop a passion for dust motes

A Note from the Editor

"I never thought I'd find a use for all these techniques, but here I am, trapped in an endless meeting about meetings." - Sisyphus, Meeting Prophets Inc.

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Chapter 7: The Art of Pretending to Care