Boris is a prophet of the highest order, known for his ability to turn any task into a years-long endeavor of mind-numbing tedium.
Penelope is a master of scribbling, doodling, and generally wasting paper for hours on end.
Seymour is the patron saint of endless browsing sessions, always finding the most obscure links to click and forget.
Seymour is the chosen one, the successor to the throne of scrolling, the king of the endless feed.