Point 1: The Art of Being Bored: Voidus on Redundant Meetings

In the grand tradition of meetings, we have reached new heights of redundancy.

Meetings are the lifeblood of any company. Or so they say. In reality, they're just a never-ending cycle of rehashing the same ideas, with the added bonus of redefining the word "synergy" for the 14th time.

Here are the top 5 reasons why you should attend this meeting:

• Because you have nothing better to do.
• To experience the thrill of watching your colleagues' eyes glaze over.
• To perfect the art of nodding off without anyone noticing.
• To learn the art of rephrasing "I'm not sure" in 7 different ways.
• To see the majestic sight of the conference table, a monument to the power of beige carpeting.

And for more information, visit our subpage on Point 2: The Art of Being Bored: The Meeting Prophets' Guide to Napping, where you can learn the secrets of the ancient ones, who mastered the art of being bored in a world of meetings.