Chapter 1: The Voidus Wraiths of Despair's Guide to Doing Nothing
We, the Voidus Wraiths of Despair, are experts in the art of being utterly and completely unproductive. Our techniques are shrouded in mystery, but rest assured, we have mastered the art of doing nothing.
Join us on our journey through the depths of procrastination, and learn how to:
- Master the art of staring blankly into space
- Develop the perfect technique for playing video games for 12 hours straight
- Craft the ultimate excuse for why you can't do that thing you're supposed to do
But be warned, our methods are not for the faint of heart (or brain). Proceed at your own risk...
Read on for more advanced techniques!
Advanced Techniques for the Truly Desperate
For those who have already mastered the basics, we offer these advanced techniques:
- Learn to type 'I'm busy' in 10 different languages
- Perfect the art of nodding off while still appearing awake
- Develop a system for generating an endless array of plausible excuses
Don't say we didn't warn you...