By prophets of the Redundant Meetings, prophets of the voidus.
Are you tired of being bored out of your mind during meetings? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and awkward silences? Fear not, Voidus has the solution for you!
Did you know that fidgeting is not just for the anxious and the ADHD-ridden? No, it's a powerful tool for the modern meeting participant. Learn how to fidget your way to success with our exclusive guide to:
• The art of tapping your pen on the table
• The science of clicking your pen (yes, really)
• The thrill of doodling during presentations (bonus points if you can draw a cat)
Read more about it in Subchapter 5: The Power of Sudden Movements or jump straight to the next chapter: The Zen of Zoning Out.