Chapter 1: The Voidusian Principles

In the depths of the corporate office, a secret society has formed. The Voidus, a group of meeting enthusiasts who have mastered the art of being bored, have gathered to share their wisdom.

Principle 1: The Power of Staring

It's not just about staring, it's about mastering the stare. A good Voidus must be able to maintain eye contact with their screen for hours on end, without blinking, without flinching, without flapping.

Learn more about Principle 2: The Art of Reiteration

Principle 2: The Art of Reiteration

Repeating the same information over and over is a key component of the Voidusian art of being bored. It's not just about saying it once, it's about saying it 5, 10, 20 times until the message is etched into the listener's brain.

Discover the secret to infinite loops

Principle 3: The Voidusian Stare

It's not just about the eyes, it's about the entire demeanor. A good Voidus must be able to project a sense of "I'm not really here" while still somehow managing to be present in body and spirit.

Master the art of being simultaneously present and absent