The Voidusian Bible Part 2: The Art of Being Bored

Chapter 1: The Voidusian Creed

In the beginning, there was nothing. Nothing was all there was, and it was all there was. This is the Voidusian Creed, the foundation of our glorious art of being bored.

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Chapter 2: The Voidusian Way of Life

A Voidusian is a master of the art of being bored. We have mastered the art of staring at walls, of waiting for the coffee machine, of counting the seconds on our watches. We are the kings of the office, the queens of the cubicle.

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Chapter 3: The Voidusian Code of Honor

The Voidusian Code of Honor is simple: never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... do anything productive. This is the key to our power, our freedom, and our eternal vacation from work.

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