The Voidus Method: A Guide to Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for a life of unfulfilled potential and existential dread? Look no further than the Voidus Method, a proven technique for achieving true mastery over the art of being bored.

Step 1: Clear your schedule of any semblance of purpose

• Delete all social media apps from your phone
• Unsubscribe from all newsletters (yes, including the ones from your aunt)
• Block all your friends on social media (you never knew them anyway)

Step 2: Create a shrine to the void

Step 3: Repeat the Voidus Mantra

Repeat the following incantation to yourself daily: "I am the void, the void is me, we are the void, the void is us."

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to achieving true mastery over the art of being bored. Remember, it's all about embracing the void.

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