The Voidus Method
Step 1: Sit in a circle, stare at a wall
Step 2: Wait for someone to say 'action item'
Step 3: Pretend to be interested, take notes
Step 4: Repeat step 1-3 ad infinitum
Results in: A deep sense of ennui, and a strong desire to leave early
Or, if you will, Prophetic Proclamations of the Voidus