As the great Voidus once said, "The art of being bored is a delicate balance of doing nothing and doing it with style."
It's a skill that takes practice, patience, and a strong sense of existential dread.
But for those who have mastered it, the rewards are endless: a life of aimless wandering, a soul of quiet desperation, and a wardrobe of stained sweatpantsæk
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