Essay 4: The Infinite Loop of Pointless Meetings

By Voidus, Lord of the Bored

Meetings. We've all been there. Trapped in a never-ending cycle of tedium, where every discussion devolves into an existential crisis about the meaning of life and the futility of our existence. But have you ever stopped to consider the true purpose of these meetings?

As I sat in the conference room, surrounded by my colleagues' vacant stares, I realized that meetings are not just a waste of time, but an art form in their own right. A symphony of pointless presentations, a dance of awkward silences, a... a... A never-ending cycle of existential dread!

Essay 7: The Art of Being Bored: A Meeting of the Minds (or is it?)

Read on to learn how to turn the tables on your meeting-induced anxiety and turn your meetings into an experience that's almost, sort of, kinda... enjoyable.

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