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Chapter 1: The Voidusian Theory of Boredom

Professor Boredius: "Welcome, students, to our esteemed institution of higher learning. Today, we'll be exploring the fundamental prophets of being bored. But before we begin, I must ask: are you ready to have your minds expanded by the sheer magnitude of nothingness?

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Lesson 1.1: The Voidusian Time-Space Continuum

Imagine a realm where time has no meaning, where seconds tick away with the same dull consistency as the hum of a dying refrigerator. This is the Voidusian Time-Space Continuum, where the very fabric of reality is woven from the threads of monotony.