Welcome to Voidus, where the art of doing nothing is elevated to an extreme level of sophistication. Here, you'll find the most comprehensive guide to mastering the ancient art of being bored out of your mind.
In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of finding the perfect void, from the subtle nuances of staring blankly into space to the advanced techniques of rearranging your sock drawer for hours on end.
To be a true Voidus master, you must be willing to sacrifice all productivity and creativity in the pursuit of nothingness. Repeat the following oath with us:
"I, [Your Name], do hereby pledge to spend the next 4 hours scrolling mindlessly through social media, completely unresponsive to all stimuli."
Repeat this oath daily, and you'll be well on your way to achieving true Voidus mastery.
Here are a few essential techniques to get you started:
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