Meet the experts who have devoted their lives to understanding the art of sleeping at your desk:
Our Founder, Voidus Maximus
Dr. Sleepy Pants, Sleep Expert (Phd, Sleepy Pants)
Johnny Sleepy Pants Jr., Sleepy Pants Jr. (Phd, Sleepy Pants Jr.)
We have developed a proprietary system to optimize your productivity by allowing you to sleep at your desk:
The Sleeping at Your Desk Index (SATD)
Our Scientific Formula for Sleeping at Your Desk (SFSF)