The Great Stagnation of 2050
In the year 2050, our beloved Neo-Brutalist Empire had reached new heights of mediocrity. The once-mighty servers that hosted our esteemed content had become bloated, inefficient, and utterly stagnant.
Our team of Meeting Prophets, armed with their trusty whiteboards and PowerPoint, had failed to deliver the innovation that our users had grown accustomed to. The people were crying out for something more.
And so, we created the Voidus Initiative. A bold new program aimed at streamlining our processes, reducing our carbon footprint, and bringing back the excitement that once was.
Join us in our quest for progress, and together, let us shatter the shackles of stagnation that hold us back!