Voidus: The Unstoppable Stagnation of Our Heroes

Meet the meeting of the century! Where our heroes come to discuss their lack of progress.

Today's agenda:

• Pointless discussion about the meaning of 'sprint' in a corporate setting
• Comparing our current state with that of our competitors (i.e., the 'others')
• Who's to blame for the coffee machine being out of order... again
• Unanimous agreement that we've been doing the same thing for years

Subtopics:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape - A discussion on how to fill out the 47-page TPS report
• Corporate Speak 101 - A crash course on how to confuse each other with jargon

Today's Special Guest:

Our fearless leader, Mr. Stagnation, will join us to regale us with tales of his latest successes... er, failures.

Don't forget to bring your lunch! (Just kidding, we forgot to order lunch again.)