Meet the prophets who have foreseen the abyssal void of pointless meetings.
Our prophets have spent years studying the ancient art of meetingology, predicting the inevitable doom of pointless discussions and the crushing despair of unproductive brainstorming sessions.
Meet the Prophets:
- Prophet Zorvath - Expert in predicting the exact number of PowerPoint slides required for a meeting to be considered a "productive meeting"
- Prophet Xexuon - Specialist in identifying the precise moment when a meeting has reached its maximum level of redundancy
- Prophet Nuxarath - Seer of unnecessary handouts and conference room refreshments