Voidus Prophet Jane: Scheduling the Inevitable

Welcome to the meetings of Voidus Prophet Jane! Where the art of doing nothing is taken very, very seriously.

As our esteemed prophet, Jane, has decreed that our meetings will be held at the following times:

• Weekly Waste of Time
• Bi-Weekly Brainstorming Buzzword Fest
• Monthly Meeting of the Month

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because we will be eating at our desks. Or not.