Voidus Swag Store

Welcome to the Voidus Swag Store, where meetings go to die. Our inventory is stocked with the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly pointless meeting supplies.

Meeting Prophets' Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

A definitive guide to achieving maximum productivity while doing the bare minimum.

Time-Consuming White Noise Generators

Because who needs actual productivity when you can just stare at this endless stream of white noise?

Overly-Complex Flowcharts to Confuse Your Colleagues

Because who needs to get anything done when you can just make everyone else confused?

Free Coffee Machine that Only Dispenses Empty Cups

Because who needs actual coffee when you can just have the promise of it?

Stay tuned for more excitingly underwhelming products!