Advanced Snack Acquisition and Consumption

Meet the Meeting Prophets: experts in the art of holding unnecessary meetings.

Join us for our next meeting, where we will discuss the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.

Snacks will be provided, courtesy of our generous sponsors: Cheesy Puffs and Sour Sugar Cookies.

Don't forget to bring your Overly Expensive Pen and Paper for note-taking.

Voidus Techniques

The art of saying nothing. A meeting technique perfected by the Meeting Prophets.

Learn how to fill 4 hours of silence with just one sentence.

Advanced Snack Acquisition is just the beginning.