The Voidus Techniques: A Guide to Staring at Walls

Are you tired of accomplishing anything productive? Do you yearn to stare at walls like a pro? Look no further! The Voidus Techniques is here to guide you through the art of staring at walls like a Zen master.

Chapter 1: The Basic Stare

Start with the basics: stare at the wall for exactly 5 minutes and 23 seconds. No more, no less. Any less will be considered a failure, any more a sign of desperation.

Advanced Stare

Chapter 2: The Voidus Breath

Learn to harness the power of the voidus breath: a deep, rumbling sigh that shakes the very foundations of the wall. Practice your voidus breath in front of a mirror to ensure proper technique.

Mid-Air Breath
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