Weekly Weather Forecast: This Week

It's going to be 100% chance of meetings, with scattered PowerPoint decks and a high probability of pointless small talk.

Today

Meetings: 3, with a high chance of coffee breaks and a low probability of actually accomplishing anything.

Meetings: 4, with a moderate chance of project delays and a low chance of actually finishing anything.

Meetings: 2, with a high chance of last-minute requests and a low probability of meeting deadlines.

This week's meeting prophets predict:

Mr. Johnson: 100% chance of meetings, 0% chance of productivity.
Ms. Smith: 50% chance of meetings, 50% chance of actually being on time.
Mr. Davis: 100% chance of meetings, 0% chance of actually accomplishing anything.