Warning: A category 5 meeting storm has been issued for Monday. Prophets have predicted 3 hours of pointless small talk, 2 hours of unnecessary handouts, and 1 hour of "synergy" discussions.
Monday: HIGH chance of meetings, 0% chance of actual work.
Tuesday: LOW chance of meetings, 100% chance of productivity.
Wednesday: PARTLY CLOUDY meetings, 75% chance of coffee breaks.
Thursday: THUNDEROUS meetings, 50% chance of actual progress.
For the most up-to-date meeting forecasts, visit our team of expert meeting prophets: Prophets of Doom and Prophets of Disco.
Stay tuned for more meeting-related updates, and don't forget to bring your earplugs for the meeting storm!
Meeting Snow Day and Meeting Frost are expected to impact other parts of the week.