What Happened to the Snacks?

According to eyewitnesses, the snacks were last seen being devoured by the Redundant Meeting Prophets in a fit of unadulterated gluttony.

• Some say they were spirited away by the Great Snack Vacuum of '22.
• Others claim the snacks were sacrificed to the meeting gods to appease their hunger for productivity.
• But we all know the truth: they were eaten by the IT department as "quality assurance testing."

But what about the meeting minutes?

Learn about the ancient snack rituals of the Prophets.