What Happens When He Fails to Meet

Consequences of Inadequate Meeting Attendance

When a Meeting Prophet fails to attend a crucial meeting, the very fabric of reality starts to unravel.

His absence creates a rift in the space-time continuum, causing:

• Uncontrollable coffee machine malfunctions
• Unpredictable paperclip shortages
• Unmitigated meetings to discuss the absence of meetings

Don't let this happen to you! Attend all your meetings, lest you face the consequences.

Want to learn more about Meeting Prophets?

• The Rise of the Meeting Prophets
• The Dark Side of Inadequate Attendance