Meetings: where time is wasted, and the only thing more plentiful than air molecules is empty promises.

A meeting, by definition, is a gathering of individuals with a singular purpose: to discuss and decide upon something that could have been handled via email or, you know, actually doing the work.

But what if we told you that meetings are, in fact, the fabric of space-time itself? That the very essence of the universe is comprised of conference rooms, PowerPoint presentations, and passive-aggressive nods to the "team's" "input"?

Meetings are the portal to another dimension, where time is relative, and the laws of physics are but a distant memory. Where the only constant is the sound of someone's phone ringing, signaling the impending doom of a "quick question."

And yet, you're still here, aren't you?

Perhaps you're searching for answers, or simply seeking refuge from the crushing ennui of actual work.

We have some answers, or so we claim. Learn more about the True Nature of Meeting Mysticism.