Meeting Prophets: The Point of It All

What is the Point of This Meeting?

Meetings. The bane of productivity. The scourge of sanity. And yet, we persist. Because, apparently, someone, somewhere, decided that gathering a group of people in a room to discuss the obvious was a good use of time.

As a Meeting Prophet, I shall enlighten you. The point of this meeting is to:

• Reiterate the obvious.
• Discuss the same points we've discussed ad nauseam.
• Assign more tasks to already overwhelmed team members.
• Decide that we're not doing enough, so more meetings are needed.