What Our Prophets See

Meet the visionaries behind our most redundant meetings.

Prophet of the Month

Our current Prophet of the Month, Bob, has foreseen the tedium of our next meeting.

Meet Bob

Meeting Prophet Council

A council of our top prophets who guide our meeting agenda.

Meet the Council

Prophetic Predictions

We've collected some of the most outlandish predictions from our prophets.

Read the Prophecies