You know, it's not just a meeting, it's a meeting PROPHET.
We've all been there: stuck in a conference room with a water-stained table, a projector that refuses to work, and a sense of existential dread.
But what's the real crisis here? The snacks, of course!
Why, in the face of certain doom, do we not have snacks? Is it because our leadership is allergic to the concept of sustenance?
Or is it because they're secretly all on a fad diet? "I'm not eating anything with more than two syllables, I'm a meetings-only kind of person."
The truth, friends, is that we're just too busy being prophets of meetings to care about snacks.
Snacks of the Apocalypse: A Guide Why We Have Meetings: A History