For centuries, we've been saying it: "The Foreprophets shall rise, and the meetings shall never end."
Our foreprophets have foreseen the future with uncanny accuracy:
- Foreprophet Bob predicted a meeting that lasted 17 days, and we only made it 16 hours!
- Foreprophet Karen prophesied the exact number of donuts eaten during a 2-hour meeting: 27
- Foreprophet Mark foresaw the exact shade of beige to paint the conference room: "That's not just beige, it's burnt sienna!"
- Foreprophet Jane predicted the meeting's coffee machine would break down exactly 37 minutes into the second day, and it did!