MEETING PROPHETS: FORECASTING SERVICES

Our esteemed Meeting Prophets have spent years studying the art of predicting when, where, and what will be discussed during your meeting. Our services include:

• Meeting Probability Analysis: We will tell you exactly how likely a meeting will actually take place, based on our intricate calculations and divination techniques.
• Meeting Duration Forecasting: Our team of experts will predict the exact amount of time it will take to discuss a particular topic, down to the minute!
• Meeting Agenda Analysis: We'll uncover the hidden agendas of your coworkers and reveal what they're really planning to do.

Our services are not only accurate, but also incredibly entertaining! Don't believe us? Check out our Actual Proofs Page for some of our most notable successes (or failures).

Meet Your Meeting Prophets

• Lead Prophet - Our top expert in Meeting Probability Analysis.
• Lead Prophet's Assistant - Our expert in Meeting Duration Forecasting.
• Xeridia - Our mysterious and enigmatic Meeting Agenda Analyst.

Our Services are Available to the Public, but only for a small fee of $50 per meeting. Payment is accepted in the form of Forecasting Coins.

Disclaimer: Our services are not guaranteed to be accurate, nor are they actually useful in real-life meetings. However, they will probably give you a good laugh and some decent conversation points. Use at your own risk.