Meet Xeridia, the most renowned Meeting Prophets of all time. This team has been predicting the exact same meetings for years. Their motto? "We're not just predicting the future, we're making it more meetings.
Our team consists of experts in the art of meeting forecasting, using ancient techniques passed down from their ancestors. They can tell you exactly when the coffee machine will be out of order, when the conference room will be booked for "team-building" exercises, and when the CEO will use the phrase "synergy" in a sentence.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some of our most notable predictions:
- Tomorrow: 3:45 PM - 4:15 PM: "Emergency" team-building meeting to discuss last week's "emergency" meeting
- Wednesday: 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM: "Strategic" meeting to discuss the importance of "synergy"
- Thursday: 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: "Progress" meeting to discuss the lack of progress made last week
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