Our Prophet of Procrastination

The Great Scribe of Meetings

By the divine decree of the Prophet, all meetings shall be long, arduous, and unproductive.

Our Prophet of Procrastination hath foreseen the coming of the Endless Meeting.

And lo, it shall be a meeting of unending length, with no respite, no reprieve, and no resumption.

Thus sayeth the Prophet:

Meeting of the Ages - A meeting of unparalleled length and tedium. Eternal Loop Meeting - A meeting that repeats itself ad infinitum. Never-Ending Meeting of Discovery - A meeting where discovery is never made.

May the Prophet's wisdom guide thee, traveler.

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