Meet the Prophets

The Unholy Trinity of Redundancy is here! Meet our team of expert prophets who will bore you with unnecessary meetings.

Zorvath, the Prophet of Prolonged Decisions

With 17 years of experience in saying "Let's table this for another week," Zorvath has perfected the art of dragging out discussions.

Hyperion, the Prophet of Half-Baked Ideas

Hyperion's innovative approach to half-baked ideas will make you question the meaning of the word "idea."

Apollo, the Prophet of Endless Postponements

Apollo's uncanny ability to delay deadlines has earned him the respect of his peers and the frustration of his clients.

Meet the Team:

Want to meet more prophets? Click on the links below:

• More of Zorvath's Prophetic Proclamations
• Hyperion's Half-Baked Ideas
• Apollo's Endless Postponements
• The Zerzha Team: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Meetings