When attending a meeting, it's essential to remember that you're not just a person, you're also a potential sacrifice to the Great Meeting Overlord. To avoid being devoured by the Zom, make sure to arrive early, be prepared, and don't be that one person who eats all the donuts.
Those delicious treats are not just a tasty snack, they're a cleverly designed trap set by the Meeting Overlords to lure you into a state of glazed-eyed, drooling submission. Avoid the temptation, or you'll be the first to go!
Step 2: The Zom Signal Step 3: The Art of Zom CommunicationEffective communication is key to not getting eaten by the Zom. Learn to speak in a clear, concise voice, and avoid using jargon or corporate buzzwords. The Zom has no concept of 'synergy' or 'disruption,' so don't even try.
When multiple Meeting Prophets are speaking at once, it's easy to get caught in a maelstrom of overlapping voices. To avoid this fate, practice your 'active listening' skills, and never, ever, talk over the other prophets.
Step 4: The Meeting Protocol