Forecasting for the Undead

The Zombie Apocalypse is Coming

Our Team of Experts Predicts:

• 50% Chance of Brain Rot by Thursday
• 100% Chance of Flesh Eating Flies by Friday
• 90% Chance of Zombie Pandemic by Next Tuesday

Stay safe, and remember: when in doubt, run.

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