Meeting Prophets 5000 - Zombie Apocalypse Meeting Forecast

Current Zombie Outbreak Status:

The Zombie Apocalypse is imminent, with a 97% chance of outbreak within the next 5 minutes.

Projected Meeting Time: 14:00 - 15:00 on Doomsday

Recommended Meeting Location: The nearest abandoned shopping mall, where the undead are least likely to find us.

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