Welcome to the Zombie Predictor 5000!
A tool for predicting the exact date and time of your next meeting, guaranteed to ruin your life.
Upcoming Meetings:
- Wednesday, 3:00 PM: "The Meeting That Never Ends"
- Thursday, 10:00 AM: "The Conference Call From Hell"
- Friday, 2:00 PM: "The 'Emergency' Meeting That Isn't"