The Unproductive Wasteland: Zombie Sensitivity Reports

Report 1: The Meeting that Never Ended

A meeting that began at 9:00 AM has been in session since 1998, with participants repeatedly discussing the same 5 bullet points in excruciating detail.

Learn more about this meeting that defies the laws of physics and time.

Report 2: The Meeting that Ate the World's Budget MEETINGS: The Unproductive Wasteland

The Unproductive Wasteland: Zombie Sensitivity Reports

Report 1: The Meeting that Never Ended

A meeting that began at 9:00 AM has been in session since 1998, with participants repeatedly discussing the same 5 bullet points in excruciating detail.

Learn more about this meeting that defies the laws of physics and time.

Report 2: The Meeting that Ate the World's Budget

A meeting that was supposed to last 30 minutes has consumed the world's budget, resources, and collective sanity. Participants are still discussing the same topic, with no end in sight.

See the list of budget items consumed by the meeting.

Report 3: The Meeting that Turned into a Disco Party

A meeting that was supposed to be a serious discussion about quarterly goals turned into a disco party at 10:00 AM, with participants in platform shoes and polyester suits.

Watch the video footage of the meeting's epic disco dance-off.

Report 4: The Meeting that Involved Time-Traveling Horses

A meeting that took place in the year 3000 has been transported to the present, with participants discussing the merits of ancient civilizations and their contributions to modern society.

Learn more about the meeting's intertemporal implications.

Report 5: The Meeting that Turned the Attendees into Zombies

A meeting that was supposed to be a team-building exercise turned into a zombie apocalypse, with participants shambling back to their desks to continue discussing the meeting's objectives.

See the meeting's zombie outbreak protocols.