Zombie Sensitivity Training
Welcome, fellow travelers, to the world of the undead. In this meeting, we will be discussing the finer points of zombie etiquette and sensitivity.
Next Meeting: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Skills
Understanding Zombie Mindsets
We will cover the following topics:
- Identifying and avoiding zombie hotspots
- Zombie behavior and body language
- Tactical zombie removal techniques
We will also be providing a complimentary lunch of "Braaaaains" and "Zombie-ade" for all attendees. Please RSVP to secure your spot.
