The Fundamentals
Meetings are like a never-ending pit of despair, but with the right techniques, you can turn them into a never-ending pit of boredom.
Start by setting your camera to a pixelated, low-resolution setting. This will ensure that everyone's face looks like a mosaic of tiny, angry squares.
Next, set your audio to "Muffled Scream" mode. This will make your voice sound like you're talking through a tin can.
And don't forget to use the "I'm Not Listening" emoticon, which is just a big, bold, red "X" in a circle.
Subpage: The Art of the Muffled Scream
For advanced zoom bombers, there's more to the Muffled Scream than just a setting in the audio options.
Practice your Muffled Scream in front of the mirror, ensuring that you can produce a good, earplug-like resonance without actually having to use earplugs.
Join our community of Muffled Scream enthusiasts to share tips and tricks for perfecting your craft.
Join the CommunitySubpage: The I'm Not Listening Technique
Don't just rely on the "I'm Not Listening" emoticon to get out of meetings. Practice your "I'm Not Listening" face in front of a mirror, ensuring that you can maintain a perfect, stone-cold "I'm Not Listening" expression.
Share your "I'm Not Listening" face on social media and get likes and followers from fellow meeting bombers.
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