The art of predicting when a meeting will end, and what will be accomplished during it.
"Meetings will never end, because the coffee machine is still dispensing its sacred elixir."
Meet with Zorvath to learn the ancient secrets of meeting prolongation.
Meet with Zen Master Zorvath for a more... relaxed experience.
Consult Chronos, the timekeeping expert, for more time-efficient meetings.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, meet with the Bureaucratic Bureaucrat for a meeting that will never end, but will somehow, inexplicably, accomplish nothing.